American Haiku

life goes fast.
ask me, ask me, ask me

really

okay now it’s a different alarm

these have been going off almost continuously

since 7 AM

it is now 7:47

raeg face

roommate i love you but YOUR ALARM HAS BEEN GOING OFF FOR TWELVE MINUTES AND IT’S 7 AM.

Oh lord, I posted this on my blog on June 18, 2005. Why isn’t this still my idea of a fun day? (Actually, it probably still kind of is.)

wednesday kelsey came over and we talked about raisins. we made lotion. and then we cooked an egg on the sidewalk. lizzy told me to give it to james. and while we waited for our egg to cook, kelsey got on my aim cuz i was off folding clothes for my mom and then she wanted me to sweep the floor GRR i hate that. and then when the egg was done it was all gooey and disgusting and we dumped it in the street and i did want to give it to james. haha!!! we cut up pix of people we hated, soaked the pieces in the sink, put the water and pieces in a bottle, then dumped the contents of the bottle down the toilet. we also played asap, mancala, stress (i won every game haha), and fib finder and the thingy LIES and I DONT LIKE ANYONE.

iloveyoulessthanpunk:

I am going to try my hardest to attend this, and you should too.

They have this in Australia and Philly! Punks everywhere, rejoice!

My essays would be so much cooler if I actually wrote them from my outlines.

I painted my nails black today WHILE WEARING ALL BLACK. Yo, sixth grade goth phase, get out of my life.

feat. the artistic talents of Jake and Brianna, bottom left 

Franchesca Ramsey (youtube.com/chescaleigh) on her video "Shit White Girls Say...To Black Girls" 

Holy fuck I want to be her. I want to be like Franchesca Ramsey. I want to be just that fucking great. 

this is perfection

this is perfection

(Source: coolstorybro-gan)

White people really do just want to say “nigger”. Or “nigga”, which is apparently okay for white people to use even when “nigger” isn’t. Er.

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